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Some guys are so desperate to get laid that they ignore all the warning signs before plunging their cock into an inviting hole…

You’d think the barbed wire and huge sign warning of cannibal women would deter this horny fucker from sticking his dick in that hole in the fence, but as is so often the [...]

Dude like tell me where I can buy some of these pants! They would make the most totally awesome gifts for my babe friends!

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Now you dont. Dude this magician over at TrashyToons.com knows how to put on a totally awesome show. I would so get tickets! Which hole do you think he put the rabbit in?!

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I would so not care that this blonde has shit for brains, I’d be stuck on the totally awesome visual of a blonde pajama party with 6 big breasted chicks. My brain is totally doing somersaults, I wont tell you what my dick is doing…

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Remember the dodo bird ? Nooooo not really…cos it’s extinct because like most bald animals it couldnt adapt and this balding Homer Simpson colored sap has the same problem….

Like dude…the bitch digs the chocolate…she wants the chocolate and you want sex…she will slurp down that chocolate with gusto she likes it so much…hmmm are there [...]

Thank god the screenwriters strike is over and viewing can get back to normal crap again…I shudder to think what would happen if our oh so brilliant porn writers ended up on strike. This is what we would end up with……..a buncha virginal geeks trying to break into writing jobs….cept I bet most actresses in [...]

I hit up the grocery store yesterday to stock up on some junk food because I need my preservatives. While there, I decided to walk up and down each aisle to see what kind of shit they now have – it’s not too often I go grocery shopping for more than 10 minutes because [...]

Everybody dreams about going to the Swiss Alps or the Rocky Mountains or Utah or wherever and experiencing the thrills and sights of the Majestic Peaks.

If you ask me, this snowboarder is totally into the wrong peaks for getting his thrills…I mean, hot, horny babe with mountainous boobs in hot-tub beats snowboarding any day.

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Many years ago men used to enjoy their ‘evening constitutional’ with their wife and faithful dog at the end of their day after work was done and dinner was consumed…and they would spend some time chatting with their womenfolk about whatever took their fancy…

Nowadays, though the evening constitutional may still be a regular activity for [...]

I think it would be kinda wild and kinky for a chick to be blowing me while she was on the phone…I dunno, I guess kinda like some whacked out reverse exhibitionism.

But I think what would be even hotter would be if you get someone asking, like this Myra chick has, for her to say [...]